The long-winded ramblings of some bassist/artist chick from Seattle.

 

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME? WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

(Source: fallingintothedenouement)

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timidsinc:

Timid/JLS preparation for the new faith tour ;;

Just thought I’d share. ‘Cause this needs to be on everybody’s dash. c:

tennyboo:

tennyboo:

iamhighlyillogical:

neverchangingmyurlagain:

oh my god

/internally shrieking

TURN-ONS
I found this in February when I was looking back to see how effing sad I was that month, and I decided that it needed to be brought back because fuuuuuck meeeeee

tennyboo:

tennyboo:

iamhighlyillogical:

neverchangingmyurlagain:

oh my god

/internally shrieking


TURN-ONS

I found this in February when I was looking back to see how effing sad I was that month, and I decided that it needed to be brought back because fuuuuuck meeeeee

in the year 6057

historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".

historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive

historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood

loki-dokey:

jawnlockiarty:

Give me nine months -

I’m going to have to tell Hawkeye I’m pregnant at some point.

WEEPING

(Source: kabezonita)